Here it is, guys!:
Dear Paula Marie Deubel,
Thanks for the poems. There were none here this time, however, that enthused me enough to make me want to take them for The Journal.
Sorry!
[Name Withheld by MGW]
The Journal
Submitted by Paula Marie Deubel. She received this letter within 12 hours of submittal and says it is the fastest rejection she has ever received. :) Think the rejection letters you received are better? Send them to SonnetsAndOdes@gmail.com
Have a creative response? Post to comments! Here's mine (Stella):
Dear Editor,
I read your letter, and your rejection didn't enthuse me enough to accept it. Sorry!
Paula